so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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