No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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