yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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