in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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