Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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