ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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