Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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