So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Do I have a choice?
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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