16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
