i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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