I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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