**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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