i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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