Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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