i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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