Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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