If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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