She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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