haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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