carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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