I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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