I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize