hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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