your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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