im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I got inside last night via doggy door
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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