im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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