She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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