Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
