Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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