My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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