Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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