I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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