i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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