I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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