I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The dick lei will go down in squad history
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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