So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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