And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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