all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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