What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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