So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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