i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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