i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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