K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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