there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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