My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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