party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The Olympian is in my bed
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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