I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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