Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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