let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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