Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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