Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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